"The devil, in his malice, has put into the world a great number of books that are called chivalric romances, which, though they are full of lies and follies, are read with great pleasure by many peopl…"

"Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse."

"The fault is not in the wine but in the drinker."

"When the wine is in, the wit is out."

"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."