"I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy."

"Punctuality is the thief of time."

"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood."

"To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

"I am not a genius, I am a great genius."