"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

"I learned a long time ago that you can't be friends with people who don't want to be friends with you."

"There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either."

"It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than merely to say pretty things on occasion."

"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."