"I'm a simple man. I don't need much to be happy."

"I might as well have tried to sell a turd."

"I'd convinced myself that there was no point in even trying, because I was just going to fail, like I had at school, at work, and at everything else I'd ever tried. 'You ain't no good as a singer,' I …"

"I've never been a fan of exercise. I'd rather just sit on my arse and watch TV."

"All this Satan stuff — it's a load of bollocks."