"Classic: A book which people praise and do not read."

"I have found that the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

"The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all."

"Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't satisfactory."

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."