"The lack of money is the root of all evil."

"The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

"It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it thoroughly fumigated, and then put in a new lot of furniture."

"Why is it that we can remember the least important things and forget the most important things?"