"I love the poorly educated. We're the smartest people, we're the most loyal people."

"I have a lot of common sense. I mean, I'm a very smart person. I went to the best schools. I have a very high IQ."

"There's nobody that's done more for the military than I have."

"I know words, I have the best words."

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."