"The great question that has never been answered, and which I myself have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'"

"The creative writer is a valuable ally of the analyst."

"No one who has tasted the forbidden fruit of knowledge can ever again be satisfied with the primitive bliss of ignorance."

"The narcissism of minor differences."

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."