Vince McMahon

I am a benevolent dictator.

I have more money than God.

It's all about the money, money, money!

You've got no respect for authority, do you?

The Rock, you worthless piece of trash!

Stone Cold, you are nothing but a redneck son of a bitch!

I'm not a megalomaniac. I'm a philanthropist.

This is the land of the free and the home of the brave... and the land of Vince McMahon!

You're a sick individual!

He's got a family at home, for God's sake!

You gotta have huge grapefruits to do what we do.

I love to make money. I love to make money for other people.

It's all about the entertainment, folks!

Anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!

He's got the look, he's got the size, he's got the charisma!

A good ass-kicking is good for the soul!

I'm a genius, I'm a visionary!

There's no such thing as 'fake' in this business. It's sports entertainment!

I am the Chairman of the Board, I am the CEO, and I am God!

This is the biggest event in the history of sports entertainment!