Ol' Dirty Bastard

I'm a free bird. I fly where I want to fly.

I'm a beautiful mess. I'm a work in progress.

I'm a walking, talking contradiction. That's who I am.

I'm a legend in my own mind. And in real life.

I'm just trying to make the world a better place, one rhyme at a time.

I'm a walking, talking enigma. Nobody understands me.

I'm just here to entertain the people. That's what I do.

I'm a walking, talking miracle. Every day is a miracle for me.

I'm the one and only, no one can duplicate me. I'm like a snowflake—I'm different every time.

I got a job interview—I’m applying to be a dolphin trainer.

I like to dress up in women’s clothes and walk around the house.

I got a pet monkey, but I ain’t got no bananas. That’s messed up, right?

I’m not Shaquille O’Neal, I’m the Ol’ Dirty Bastard. I play basketball with my teeth.

I’m the baby Jesus. Y’all better recognize.

If you see me in the street, don’t call me ODB—call me Dirt McGirt.

I don’t drink water—I only drink purple drank and vodka.

I got a gold tooth that tells me when it’s gonna rain.

I’m like Bigfoot—people see me, but they don’t believe I’m real.

I like to smoke weed, I like to drink liquor, I like to fuck, I like to eat, I like to sleep, I like to do what I like to do.

I'm the only person in the business who could go from welfare to Limos in one day.