Lil Nas X

I'm a walking controversy. That's my job.

I want to make a movie where I'm a vampire.

I'm the king of shock value.

I want to be the first person to drop a single from Mars.

I'm a professional troll. That's my side hustle.

I want to make a cartoon where I'm a superhero.

I want to be the first person to perform in zero gravity.

I'm a master of chaos. That's my superpower.

I'm the king of making people uncomfortable.

I want to be the first person to drop a mixtape from the International Space Station.

I'm a professional shit-stirrer. That's my title.

I want to make a movie where I'm a time traveler.

I'm the internet's favorite problem child.

I'm a chaos agent. That's my role in the industry.

I'm the king of making parents mad.

I want to be the first person to drop an EP from the bottom of the ocean.

I'm a professional button-pusher. That's my expertise.

I want to make a movie where I'm a ghost.

I'm the internet's favorite troublemaker.

I want to be the first person to perform inside a volcano.