Jackass crew (Johnny Knoxville)

I'm a professional idiot.

We're not trying to offend anyone, but if we do, oh well.

I like to push the boundaries, and sometimes I push them too far.

We're just trying to make people laugh, even if it means hurting ourselves.

We're just a bunch of overgrown kids.

I've got a high pain tolerance, which is good, because I get hurt a lot.

We're not trying to be smart. We're trying to be funny.

I'm not a role model, but I do try to be a good dad.

We're just doing what we love, and hopefully people enjoy it.

I've got a lot of stories to tell, and most of them involve pain.

We're not trying to change the world. We're just trying to make it a little more entertaining.

I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who does stupid things for a living.

We're like a bunch of cartoon characters, but with real injuries.

I've got a lot of respect for Evel Knievel. He was a pioneer.

We're just trying to have a good time, even if it means a trip to the emergency room.

I'm not a daredevil. I'm just a guy who's willing to do anything for a laugh.

We're not trying to be offensive, but sometimes we are, and that's okay.

I'm not afraid of pain. I'm afraid of boredom.

We're just a bunch of misfits who found each other.

I'm not a comedian. I'm just a guy who likes to make people laugh.