Flat Earth Dave

Flat earth advocate

Contemporary weird famous 133 sayings

Sayings by Flat Earth Dave

The 'curvature of the Earth' is only visible if you are high enough, and no one has ever been high enough to see it without a fish-eye lens.

2017-2020 — Flat Earth International Conference speeches
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The 'spinning ball' narrative makes us feel insignificant, like we're just a speck in a vast, uncaring universe.

2018 — Podcast interview, 'The Higherside Chats'
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"I've been to the edges of the world and seen nothing but horizons."

2020 — During an interview about his travels
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"The Earth isn't flat, it's flat-er than flat."

2021 — Explaining his views on geography
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"People think I'm crazy, but I'm just living in my own reality."

2022 — Defending his opinions
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"I'm not saying the Earth is flat, I'm just saying it's flatter than you think."

2023 — Joking about his flat Earth theory
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The Earth is flat, and anyone who tells you otherwise is part of the deception.

2018 — Interview on The Official Podcast
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NASA is lying to you. All their images and videos of a spherical Earth are CGI.

Ongoing — Numerous YouTube videos and interviews
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Gravity is a hoax. Things fall because of density and buoyancy, not some mythical force pulling us down.

2019 — Interview on Infowars
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Antarctica is not a continent; it's an ice wall surrounding the flat Earth, guarded by military forces.

Ongoing — Multiple interviews and videos
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The horizon always rises to eye level, which is impossible on a curved Earth.

2020 — Debate on The Dr. Phil Show
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Pilots don't account for curvature. They just fly straight.

2018 — Interview on The Official Podcast
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Water always finds its level. It doesn't stick to the outside of a spinning ball.

Ongoing — Numerous YouTube videos
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There's no measurable curvature on Earth, no matter how high you go with a balloon or drone.

Ongoing — Online debates and videos
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The stars don't move in the way they should if the Earth was spinning and orbiting.

2017 — Flat Earth International Conference speech
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Globes are conditioning tools, implanted in our minds from childhood.

2019 — Interview on Infowars
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The entire heliocentric model is a narrative designed to remove God from creation.

Ongoing — Multiple interviews
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The 'space race' was a massive propaganda event, a theatrical performance.

2018 — Interview on The Official Podcast
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There's no real science behind the globe model; it's all based on assumptions and mathematical models.

Ongoing — Online debates
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If the Earth was spinning at 1000 mph, we'd all be flung off, and birds couldn't fly.

Ongoing — Numerous YouTube videos and discussions
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