Alex Jones

They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!

I'm a performance artist.

There's a war on for your mind!

The globalists are trying to depopulate the Earth.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm a conspiracy analyst.

The government is using weather weapons to control us.

Obama is a demon from hell.

Fluoride in the water is a communist plot to make us docile.

They want to implant microchips in everyone.

9/11 was an inside job.

Sandy Hook was a hoax.

The elites are harvesting adrenochrome from children.

I'm here to warn you, to awaken you.

They want to turn us into transhumanist cyborgs.

Global warming is a scam by the globalists to control us.

The vaccines are a bioweapon.

They're trying to put us all in FEMA camps.

The moon landing was faked.

They're poisoning our food with GMOs.

The government is creating crisis actors.