Richard Stallman

Free software zealot, eccentric habits

Contemporary weird famous 227 sayings

Sayings by Richard Stallman

In the church of Emacs we have a great sism between several versions of Emacs.

2019 — Performing as Saint IGNUcius in the Church of Emacs comedy routine.
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To join the Church of Emacs, one needs only pronounce the Confession of the Faith; it starts like this: 'There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.'

2019 — Performing as Saint IGNUcius in the Church of Emacs comedy routine.
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And according to the Church of Emacs offering the opportunity to lose Emacs virginity is a blessed act.

2019 — Performing as Saint IGNUcius in the Church of Emacs comedy routine.
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Apple fanboys are foolish people.

2016 — Interview discussing Apple products and users.
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He figured out a way to make computers that are jails for their users. and make them so shiny that millions of fools would beg to be jailed.

2016 — Referring to Steve Jobs and Apple products in an interview.
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Perhaps we should implement a mode that puts cosmetics on Emacs so it will appeal to those who judge by the surface of things.

2020 — Reply on the emacs-devel mailing list to a suggestion to improve Emacs' appearance.
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I accomplish mirth. That's the hacker spirit—Ha Ha, Only Serious.

2001 — Interview, on the role of humor in the free software movement.
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Future Change Warning: Proposed Federal censorship regulations may prohibit us from giving you information about the possibility of calling this function. We would be required to say that this is not an acceptable way of terminating a program.

~1990s — The "abortion joke" written by Stallman in the glibc manual.
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The point of this joke is even more important now than it was when I first wrote it.

2018 — Defending the "abortion joke" in the glibc manual after its proposed removal.
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I exercise my authority over glibc very rarely – and when I have done so, I have talked with the official maintainers. So rarely that some of you thought that you are entirely autonomous. But that is not the case.

2018 — Asserting his authority over the glibc project during a dispute about the "abortion joke".
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I'm not a communist. I believe in freedom.

2004 — Interview
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If you're not paying for it, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold.

1999-present — Various speeches and interviews
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Copyleft is a legal tool to ensure that every user of a program has freedom.

2002 — Free Software, Free Society: Selected Essays of Richard M. Stallman
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Calling it 'open source' is like calling freedom 'openness'.

2004 — Interview
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I don't use a cell phone. I don't use a credit card. I don't use a loyalty card. I don't use a social network.

2010-present — Various speeches and interviews
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Microsoft is not evil. It's just a company that wants to make money.

2004 — Interview
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The internet is a surveillance engine.

2013 — Speech at FOSDEM
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Using proprietary software is like living under a dictatorship.

1990s-present — Various speeches and interviews
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I wish I could say that I was a prophet, but I'm not. I'm just an ordinary person who sees what's going to happen.

2004 — Interview
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The proper term is 'GNU/Linux', not 'Linux'.

1990s-present — Various speeches and interviews
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