Timothy Leary

There are three requirements for a good life: 1. You have to be in love. 2. You have to be famous. 3. You have to be a genius.

My advice to people today is as follows: if you think that you are a person of worth, you're not.

Women, you can have it all - a loving man, devoted children, a fabulous career. You just can't have it all at the same time.

You are a god in a chrysalis.

I'm a great believer in serendipity and things happening for a reason.

My goal is to accelerate the evolutionary process. The world is a much more open place than it was 10, 15, 20 years ago. So I'm all for everything that expands the consciousness.

The message of the psychedelic experience is that you are a god in disguise. You are a god in disguise.

You have to be a little crazy to be in my line of work.

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

I believe that the brain is like a muscle, and the more you exercise it, the more effective it becomes.

The most important thing to do in your life is to die.

You are a product of your environment. So choose the environment that will best develop you toward your objective.

I’m not a guru. I’m a comedian. I’m an entertainer. I’m a showman.

The only way out is in.

The computer is the most powerful tool ever invented for expanding consciousness.

I say you're a god in disguise. I say you're an angel in disguise. I say you're a divine being in disguise. I say you're a cosmic joke in disguise. I say you're a divine prankster in disguise.

It's all a cosmic joke. It's all a grand illusion. It's all a game.

Don't take me seriously. I'm just playing the game.

I'm a scientist. I'm an artist. I'm a philosopher. I'm a comedian. I'm a lover. I'm a fighter. I'm a human being.

You are a prototype of a new species.