Nicolas Cage

I'm a magnificent conundrum.

I'm a spectacular paradox.

I'm a beautiful contradiction.

I'm not a demon. I'm a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.

I don't know if I like acting. It's been painful for me. It's been like therapy. I think I'm pretty much done with it.

I have a pet crow. It's not trained. It attacks me. It pecks at my head. It's like living with a miniature dinosaur.