Silvio Berlusconi

Those judges are doubly mad! In the first place, because they are politically mad, and in the second place because they are mad anyway. If they do that job, it is because they are anthropologically different from the rest of the human race.

I have too much respect for the intelligence of Italians to think there can be many assholes [coglioni] voting against their own interest.

This [TV show] is a brothel and a disgusting show, conducted in a despicable, vile and repulsive way.

The so-called ladies.

I know what I am talking about, you don't!

Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile.

I have a good-looking face, I'm tanned, I'm young, I'm tall, I'm rich, I'm intelligent, I'm generous, I'm modest.

The left has no monopoly on love. I have a lot of love to give.

I know how to make love. I know how to make love very well.

I'm pretty good-looking, I'm rich, I'm generous, I'm a good lover. What more could a woman want?

I'm not Superman, I'm SuperSilvio.

I'm the only one who can save Italy from the left-wing zombies.

I'm like a wine that gets better with age.

I don't need to learn diplomacy. I am a born diplomat. I am a natural leader.

I am a great seducer. I am a charmer. I am irresistible.

I have too much respect for women to say what I really think about them.

Obama is handsome, young and tanned.

Only I can save Italy from the communists.

I am not a man of power. I am a man of love.

I am a kind of superman. I am the best.