Beyonce

I'm a queen. I wear my crown with pride.

I'm a legend. I'll be remembered forever.

I'm a phenomenon. I'm a force of nature.

I'm a star. I shine bright.

I, Beyoncé, will have the vegan ice water. But the twins will have the fried chicken dipped in gravy and hot sauce with a side of cheesy fries.

Tryna figure out how to bring up all the shit you saw in his phone without giving away that you went thru his phone.

When you study for 5 minutes straight without checking your phone.

Beyoncé is pregnant with twins, but we all know it's not the first time she's carried two people.

When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested.

I'm not bossy, I'm the Bey-oss.

I'm 80% Beyoncé, 20% snacks.

Formation? I can't even form sentences.

Running the world? I can't even run errands.

Well it's better for you to go home than to not have your luggage…it's not?

I'd be a whale. I love whales.

I look like I can't cook. That's accurate.

YOU are the visual, baby.

I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker.

Those petty ones can't fuck with me cause I'm a clever girl.

People see celebrities and they have money and fame, but I'm a human being.