Kanye West

Shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness.

And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.

I believe in myself like a five-year-old believes in himself. They say look at me, look at me! Then they do a flip in the backyard. It won't even be that amazing, but everyone will be clapping for them.

My life is dope and I do dope shit.

I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.

I hadn't even heard it, man.

Truthfully, I'm the most influential person in footwear.

Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don't know any personally.

I could never do stand up cause I tell jokes better when I'm sitting.

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!'

Love is infectious. You know, God is infectious—God flowing through us and us being little-baby creators and s---. But His energy and His love and what He wants us to have as people and the way He wants us to love each other, that is infectious. Like they said in Step Brothers: Never lose your dinosaur. This is the ultimate example of a person never losing his dinosaur.

Remind me again why the Grammys can suck my dick.

And I'll never let my son have an ego. He'll be nice to everyone wherever we go. I mean, I might even make him be Republican. So everybody know he love white people…

You got a sister-in-law you would smash? I got four of them.

Now, if I fuck this model / And she just bleached her asshole / And I get bleach on my T-shirt / I'ma feel like an asshole.

I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / Why? I made that bitch famous.

I could have Naomi Campbell / And still might want me a Stormy Daniels / Sometimes, you gotta bag the boss up / I call that takin' Corey Gambles.

I told you I didn't vote. But I didn't tell you... if I would've voted, I would've voted on Trump. [His] approach was absolutely genius because it worked.

Whoa by 50 percent [I am more influential than] Stanley Kubrick, Apostle Paul, Picasso... f****** Picasso and Escobar. By 50 per cent more influential than any other human being.

I feel like I'm the most important living artist, and I'm a prophet.