Arthur Schopenhauer

Pessimist philosophy

Modern influential 231 sayings

Sayings by Arthur Schopenhauer

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do.

Unknown, likely mid-19th century — General philosophical observation
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Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority.

1851 — From 'Parerga and Paralipomena'
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Marrying means, to grasp blindfolded into a sack hoping to find out an eel out of an assembly of snakes.

1851 — From 'Parerga and Paralipomena'
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Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think.

1851 — From 'Parerga and Paralipomena'
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If we suspect that a man is lying, we should pretend to believe him, for then he becomes bold and assured, lies more energetically, and is unmasked.

Posthumously published, based on notes from mid-19th century — From 'The Art of Controversy'
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A last trick is to become personal, insulting and rude as soon as you perceive that your opponent has the upper hand. In becoming personal you leave the subject altogether, and turn your attack on the person by remarks of an offensive and spiteful character. This is a very popular trick, because everyone is able to carry it into effect.

Posthumously published, based on notes from mid-19th century — From 'The Art of Controversy'
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The shortest follies are the best.

Unknown, likely mid-19th century — General aphorism
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The shortness of life, so often lamented, may be the best thing about it.

1851 — From 'Parerga and Paralipomena'
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Women are suited to being the nurses and teachers of our earliest childhood precisely because they themselves are childish, silly, and short-sighted.

1851 — From 'On Women'
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The Jews are the great masters of lying.

1851 — From 'Parerga and Paralipomena'
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The life of an individual is a constant struggle, and not merely a metaphorical one against want or boredom, but also an actual struggle against other people.

1818 — From 'The World as Will and Representation'
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Mostly, it is loss which teaches us the value of things.

1851 — Parerga and Paralipomena
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Man is a metaphysical animal.

1844 — The World as Will and Representation, Vol. 2
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One should use common words to say uncommon things.

1851 — Parerga and Paralipomena
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Great minds are like eagles, and build their nest on some lofty solitude.

1851 — Parerga and Paralipomena
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The pleasure of reading a book is heightened by the knowledge that it is not a new book.

1851 — Parerga and Paralipomena
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To live alone is the fate of all great souls.

1851 — Parerga and Paralipomena
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The fundamental error of all systems of morality is that they are not based on observation.

1840 — On the Basis of Morality
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Optimism is a truly wicked way of thinking.

1851 — Parerga and Paralipomena
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The greatest happiness is to be born without a brain.

c. 1820-1830 — Manuscript Remains, Vol. 3: Cogitata I
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